Day 2

I think being zombified would be a better experience than being sick. It'd be the simple life. Stumbling around muttering "brains" with no real worries. Lose an arm? Who gives a hoot. Rock around sporting that war veteran look. Lose your legs? Become a crawler, with no reduction in determination whatsoever, trying to steadily close in on your food source while moving at 0.5mph. Sure, the situation's bleak but at least you know where you stand when you're a zombie.

I woke up today feeling like my head had been crushed beneath a steamroller.

                                  like my brains had gone 3 rounds with David Tua.
                                  like the only thing on my mind was an anvil.

Take your pick.

Nose is no longer runny, although now its just alternating blocked nostrils, which is a pretty dickhead move if you ask me. "Oh sweet, finally, there's no more phlegm in there, LOL JK, it just moved to the other one." Pretty comparable to a game of Whack-A-Mole except with nose fluids. Yummy.

WARNING: SPORTS TALK. AVOID IF NOT BASKETBALL SMART.
At least the NBA's on today. OKC biznitch. Kevin Durant got this. It's not that I don't like Lebron James. I just want him to stay humble. And ringless. Although if Durant goes one on one with Lebron, he won't score. His defense too stronk. Westbrook also needs to pass the ball. I don't think he knows that he has four other teammates on the court. Baller thinks he's Kobe.

Goals for today: shower (high hopes I know)
                       watch Tintin and/or Transformers 3

                       exercise? (I don't know how advisable that is though)


SBomb out.